Streaming Services-18/Dec/2021

Hello fellow comrades of this prison planet. How’s it going out there in the frigid world? Maybe it isn’t frigid for you, must be nice. I had a comical thought, so thought I would share it with you 12 souls.

I spent roughly 1 hour flipping through all the possibilities on multiple steaming services last night. When I finally decided on a show to watch, it happened to be a VHS that I own. We probably pay about $40 a month for different streaming services, and all I end up watching on there are usually old sitcoms or movies that I most likely already own on VHS or DVD.

Here is my new proposal for a streaming service. It’s called Salvation Streams, and it works very simply and cheaply. All you have to do is go to Salvation Army and find a quality VHS from the 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s, buy it for roughly $1 or less, then bring it home and watch it at your leisure.

This streaming service is free from woke politics. This streaming service has no categories of Black voices, Hispanic heritage month classics, persons with disabilities picks, afro-latino hits, pacific islander voices, asian heritage smash hits, LGBTQ+ voices. The only categories are; Comedy, drama, horror, action, thriller, sci-fi, cartoon, family, western, etc.

I guarantee you will be able to find a few great pics, and you won’t even have to donate to any rip off charities while you’re watching. Just pop in the VHS, sit back and relax. Here is another perk to this new service; Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, etc., won’t be able to spy on you while you watch. No “smart speaker” will be listening to your every move while you watch. You won’t be bombarded by emails and ads on your phone from watching.

Remember the good old days, where we could watch movies or television without being assaulted by bullshit? I do. Let’s go back to those days and remember a simpler time.


Published by dk2099


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